A St. Valentine’s Day Request

On this most noxious of days, I only ask that the couples of the world (esp the ladies) NOT fucking complain about their so-called dislike or antipathy towards this most noxious of days.

It is the province of the terminally single to note with sardonic countenance the vapidity, shallowness and mindless consumerism of this day. We are better suited to such endeavor than you and we don’t look like God-damned hypocrites while doing so.

Simply enjoy the day, couples, and don’t look askance or condescend to those who do not share your condition.

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