Do I really have to do anything? Everyone expect that I should have done “something” for my birthday.
Go out. Go clubbing. Go to a nice restaurant. Go catch gonorrhea.
But I’ll let you what – I did nothing. I did nothing and it was everything I dreamed it could be. Plus there was ilish maach pullao involved.
Now that’s a good birthday.
(Bonus points if you can guess the quote from the second-to-last paragraph).